‘Face, just so you aren’t confused, a toaster is not a good surface to set your computer on.
I don’t know how Bob keeps his from overheating. Maybe he doesn’t use his toaster much.
We could go off on the difference between a desk and a counter-top. But I would guess that you do more counting at your desk than you do in the kitchen.
Or we could ponder the question, “How is a raven like a writing desk?”
The actual answer, which only I have produced, is that they both have inky plumes. Go ask Alice.