It’s 20° here. Twenty degrees warmer in Cabot, though, if that means anything.
The sun is up here. I’d really like to go hide in a sunbeam somewhere. I’m thinking of applying for a job at Walmart. I could make $11/hour, like Pat, and they could use the money to hire someone to replace me at home.
I’d probably be a shift supervisor in six months, what with my college degree and great “show up on time, sober, and don’t steal” skills. And bilingual!