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Here are my picks this week, subject to change later in the week if the NFL plays schedulegami.

All winners first

KC vs. @DEN - Thats the way uh huh uh huh (KC and the Sunshine Band)
BUF vs @NYJ - Annie Oakley is telling me to go with the Wild Bills
PHI vs NYG - Battle of the Dumpster Fires, Part 1. Philadelphia almost beat Baltimore, so Philadelphia.
LAR vs CHI - Neither is as good as their record suggests, but after being embarrassed by SF last week, I would not want to be LA's opponent this week. Rambos
NO vs CAR - Preseason is over, time for the Saints to shift into another gear. LAC vs JAX - eeesh .. a game I would not want to go to if I had a free ticket. Jacksonville already won their one game this year, so Charge it.
TB vs @LV - This is a tough pick. The Raiders are schizophrenic again ... and they lost to better quality than the TB12s did. I think last week someone informed Brady it was October and the Saints took the month off, so he is on a mission. Could go either way, but I will go with TB
GB vs @HOU. - Repeat what I said about the Rams but substitute GB. This will be a blood bath.
ATL vs DET - Both teams combined will have fewer wins than a number 7 playoff seed. ATL going to their only win streak of the season.
CLE vs @CIN - What I said about the Rams and Pack ... yeah, believe it or not the Browns are gonna take out the loss to Pittsburg on Cin city.
WSH vs DAL - Dumpster Fire, Part Deux. Now it really stinks. The WTFs forget where the stadium is, but a Jr Hi team is using it for practice. The Cowboys show up and are beaten by the Jr Hi team.
SEA vs @ARI - Did you know Russell Wilson has a mini me? Yep, Kyler Murray. Unfortunately for AZ, KM has the accuracy of one Colin Kaepercommie, and KM's happy feet will introduce him to Jamal Adams.
NE vs SF - My numbers say SF, but I did it with the Rams, Pack and the Browns ... so lets just say I think Belly Chick is going to deflate balls, spy on practices, plow snow for his kicker ... whatever he has to do to get back to 500.
@TEN vs PIT ... 2 unbeatens enter, 1 unbeaten leaves. Clowney is good for one monster game a year (see SEA vs SF last year). I think this is it. For him to show up for work, it has to be a BIG game, which means either this game, Baltimore or Green Bay. He has not gotten injured yet, so lets make this the monster game so that he can take the second half of the year off again.