Die Disney!
Reminds me of Tim Conway's ad lib in a Carol Burnett skit where the prison guard spots something and say "AHA! A key!" and Conway, without batting an eye, says "Oh, so you speak Spanish."
A few years later I worked the night shift at WalMart and when a Hispanic gal asked if I had "a key" for the display cases. Pulled the same gag. Deer in headlinghts, then a belly laugh. High point of that shift.