[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Man oh man, you have got to be seriously out of control to assault a flight attendant, perhaps more subtly, thinking there is a snowball’s chance in hell that you could get away with it.. That could be 5+ years.

[Tommy Revolts]

...thinking there is a snowball’s chance in hell that you could get away with it.

For the record, the person doing the slapping is a low IQ black female. They are a protected class. Case dismissed!