But the plans were on display
On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
Thats the display department.
With a flashlight.
Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.
So had the stairs.
But look, you found the notice, didnt you?
Yes, said Arthur, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.
That sounds like dialogue from a comedy movie! :-)