Lol, me too. I usually drink Jim Beam with soda water and a splash of Coke. Once in awhile I break out the Lagavulin. The smokiest, peatiest scotch I have ever had, two fingers of it over one ice cube.
lagavulin —- that’s the fancy stuff! I’ve had a few bottles of laphroaig and Glendronach, and got a bottle of Macallen 25 as a b’day present once. But I don’t drink anything much anymore. Just gives me a headache after a few sips.