Three California surgeons were playing golf this Saturday, and they started to brag on their accomplishments -—
The first one said “ I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw, and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”
The second doctor said “ I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them, and now he’s training for the Olympic gymnast team!”
The third said “ That’s pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a rare high speed train , actually running on time.
All they could find was the horse’s ass and her hair.
I put them together, and now she’s the Speaker of the House!
ROTFLOL......good one, Dave.