OK.
THAT.IS.ENOUGH.
This is Q research, right?
I just want you to know I've reported
all your disgusting bathroom jokes
and dropped the [Report Abuse] dime
and multiple FBI 302's on
ALL OF YOU.
In other words, I'm saying:
Posted on 10/08/2020 7:04:58 PM PDT by ransomnote
Some have started using the foot opener on the doors.
My DH does not use that word.
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Mine doesn’t either. If we were somewhere like a football game party and Bama fumbled, the language would get slightly salty and DH would say, well, we’ve got to go. It didn’t bother HIM so much he just doesn’t want me to hear it. Southern girl and all that.
My dad said “damnation” once when he hit his thumb with a hammer :-/
I think also, maybe it’s a regional thing? We were catching a plane and some dude from NYC was riding the shuttle with us, and F bombs were flying. Totally nice conversation, totally nice man, just swore.
Okay .. end of language slide, at least for me.
I think the slides have moved to bathrooms now :-)
HA!
Bathroom stall humor has had some good one’s. A favorite years ago and was seen in several stalls around the area of my youth read:
He who writes on sh!t house walls.
Rolls his sh!t in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit.
Eat those little balls of sh!t.
Okay, now I’ll go back to using better language.
Wow! That’s a great rendition. Thanks for posting.
If Q posts that, I’m gonna quit drinking.
Okay .. end of language slide, at least for me.
I think the slides have moved to bathrooms now :-)
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I think I caught the best of both worlds at post # 1004.
I should have let Bagster know about the poem at post # 1004.
He might have appreciated it.
If Q posts that, I’m gonna quit drinking.
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:) Me too.
“ Bathroom stall humor has had some good one’s”
Remember this one, from the days of pay toilets?
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid my dime and only f$rted.
And its less famous sequel:
Next time I will take a chance,
Save my dime and poop my pants.
Oh yeah.
I should have let Bagster know about the poem at post # 1004.
He might have appreciated it.
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I’m sure he’ll see it - I think he reads everything :-)
I think I just let the world know what my go to swear word is. It’s the one I use when I break something, something doesn’t fit right, hit myself with a hammer or hit my head against something unexpectedly.
That must be the gay version, which I've never heard in my natural life.
The real version is,
tried to sh*t and only farted
Ya, I know. Just that that cleaned up version of a wonderful childhood memory triggered me.
I'll be watching Utopia on Amazon Prime (which is pretty good and about conspiracy theories and weaponized viruses with lots of lovely ultra violence).
Call me if you need me.
I recall pay toilets.
I never understood why they existed.
“ tried to sh*t and only farted”
I hadn’t heard that one, but It has broader application than just pay toilets. Of course the other one’s as much about a cheapskate as it is about bodily functions.
Can’t believe where this slide has gone!
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