[fireman15]

[Empire_of_Liberty]

That’s more like getting in front of Chris Christie at the buffet.

[EEGator]

“...Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it’s... kinda like ol’ squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he’d start poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.”

[DUMBGRUNT]

“She had a lot of scratches on her face from seals that were fighting with their claws when she was eating them.”

And they thought the marks on the Queen's face were from seals???
Your news clip shows otherwise.

[Sirius Lee]

I remember being horrified by that scene when I first saw it, but now, in the technical vastness of our CGI world, it looks so mechanical and fake that it reminds me of Foamy the Rabid Dolphin.