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Question for Advice - Erroneous phone listing
Self | Oct 3, 2020 | fwdude

Posted on 10/03/2020 10:53:24 AM PDT by fwdude

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To: fwdude
Great article from Wall Street Journal about phone number assignments:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052970204012004577070122687462582

Until 2002, Nanpa [North American Numbering Plan Administration] issued carriers 10,000-number blocks. But as mobile-phone use became pervasive, carriers quickly snapped up more blocks, accelerating the race toward what the industry calls "number exhaustion"—the day when every possible number is taken. Now, Nanpa doles out numbers in blocks of 1,000, and telecommunications experts estimate North America won't run out of phone numbers until 2040. (There's no plan yet for what happens after that, though Nanpa says it's studying options.)

Nanpa releases as many as 30 million never-before-used numbers each year, but carriers can only get them after they have assigned 75% of their inventory and are six months away from exhausting their supply.


41 posted on 10/03/2020 12:53:00 PM PDT by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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To: bert

The next time someone calls speaking Spanish I’m going to identify myself as an officer of ICE. Maybe that will stop it.


42 posted on 10/03/2020 12:57:24 PM PDT by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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To: fwdude

I deal with this problem by saying “ Hello, did you know Jose? This is Detective Jones from the Sheriff’s department. Can you please come down and identify Jose’s body?”


43 posted on 10/03/2020 1:01:15 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: bert

I did pretend to own the property the were calling about, and I told them that the price was cut recently to a bargain $1.5 million. That usually silences them.


44 posted on 10/03/2020 1:03:18 PM PDT by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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To: fwdude

Text them back and say “Petra can’t come to the phone right now. She’s performing oral sex on me.”


45 posted on 10/03/2020 1:09:28 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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"So when got calls for the church we’d tell the caller the church’s new number was xxx-xxxx — the number to one of the “massage parlors” in town. Within a couple weeks, the church corrected the typo and we stopped getting calls."

Years ago our number was one digit off from a U-haul. Hundreds of calls and many requests to the shop to change their number, we just started accepting reservations. So many P/O'd customers showing up to find they had no truck waiting convinced them to make the change;)

46 posted on 10/03/2020 1:53:14 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: TomServo

> Change your phone number

Just don’t change it to 867-5309!
Especially if your name is Jenny.


47 posted on 10/03/2020 2:29:50 PM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /joke?)
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When an irate husband calls say I’m sorry but she came on to me and I’m sure you know she is fantastic.

An Urban Legend had a guy constantly being called by people who wanted to talk to "Sally". Nothing could convince the caller(s) that it was a wrong number.

Finally, in desperation, the callee said, "You just missed here! The Sheriff took her and the rest of the girls off a few minutes ago!". The calls stopped.

48 posted on 10/03/2020 2:42:57 PM PDT by Oatka
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I deal with this problem by saying “ Hello, did you know Jose? This is Detective Jones from the Sheriff’s department. Can you please come down and identify Jose’s body?”

"You've contacted a murder scene, stay on the line" Frigging hilarious.

49 posted on 10/03/2020 2:52:13 PM PDT by Oatka
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+. Very good.


50 posted on 10/03/2020 11:18:07 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: fwdude

Something somewhat similar happens on my cellphone. I get text messages about once or twice a week addressed to an unusual-sounding female Hispanic name. They talk about real-estate transactions. I just delete them.


51 posted on 10/04/2020 12:07:11 PM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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Deleting them doesn’t solve anything is my point.


52 posted on 10/04/2020 1:27:04 PM PDT by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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