The doctors ARE, in fact, hiding something serious! President Trump has a severe case of PRIAPISM! Having tried standard treatments to no avail, they are now checking the strength of his heart to see if it can stand the awesome shock, and negotiating with NANCY PELOSI, to appear before him stark naked for a 3, or 4, second exposure...the sure, and instant, cure for PRIAPISM! A longer exposure than that may stop his heart, or, if he survives, render even him, hopelessly impotent for the rest of his life. We’re in uncharted territory here. A true case of the cure being worse than the ailment!
Pray for our POTUS!
Priapism! Oh, no. Did he wait the full four hours before seeking medical help?
This just in: Toyota has released its 2021 Priapus SW (Slick Willy edition).
“...NANCY PELOSI, to appear before him stark naked for a 3, or 4, second exposure...the sure, and instant, cure for PRIAPISM!”