[Colonial35]

Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of
the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old
Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone.
“Mommy, it’s the minister,” he said to his mother.
From the kitchen, Johnny’s mom said, “Tell him I’ll call him back.”
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying,
“Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She’s hitting the bottle.”

[real saxophonist]

There was a 'Sanford and Son' episode where Fred gets a series of phone calls. Finally, frustrated, he answers the last one:

WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT?

Oh, hello, Reverend...