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Smiles,everyone,smiles....

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A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.

Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.

The Pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

Pelosi said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” She takes one and jumps.

President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old.

After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is only starting”. The child replies, “Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack!”

1,005 posted on 10/02/2020 7:05:07 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are unfit to govern--they hate America, the Constitution and those they don't agree with.)

1,008 posted on 10/02/2020 7:07:14 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are unfit to govern--they hate America, the Constitution and those they don't agree with.)

1,040 posted on 10/02/2020 8:10:51 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

1,067 posted on 10/02/2020 10:03:10 PM PDT by Kenny

Oh, that was good! :D

1,087 posted on 10/03/2020 2:08:42 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)

Oh thank you for this very uplifting smile. I needed that today. And it’s so true about each.

1,302 posted on 10/03/2020 1:13:00 PM PDT by Freee-dame

1,343 posted on 10/03/2020 2:14:21 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

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