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From The Arkansas Gazette.

5 minutes good
3 minutes excellent
2 minutes superior


2 posted on 09/30/2020 6:34:08 AM PDT by nikos1121
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EZ today. Author unknown to me.


3 posted on 09/30/2020 6:40:42 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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Common letter, euro name, filled in the rest of the vowels


4 posted on 09/30/2020 6:43:35 AM PDT by Steven Tyler
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Immediately identified the author.

This one is a retread, I believe.


7 posted on 09/30/2020 6:47:57 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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Quick one. Starting with the author opened an easy road…
12 posted on 09/30/2020 8:06:48 AM PDT by cartan
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There is no there there.


13 posted on 09/30/2020 8:13:45 AM PDT by scrabblehack
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A German joke is no laughing matter. - Mark Twain


16 posted on 09/30/2020 8:38:02 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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How many times does someone laugh when you tell a joke?

If it’s an Englishman, thrice. Once when you tell it to him, once when you explain it to him, and once when he gets it.

It it’s German, twice. Once when you tell it to him, once when you explain it to him. He doesn’t get it.

If it’s an American, he doesn’t laugh. He’s heard it already.


17 posted on 09/30/2020 8:41:19 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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