I will answer the riddle with an ancient Islamic joke.
Abdul: What do you tell a woman with two bent fingers?
Mohammed: Nothing. You already told her twice.
Abdul: Allah be praised.
Disclaimer: This joke has nothing to do with American women.
Well, that was funny I don’t care who you are.
That’s funny seems like I heard something similar about two black eyes. Not that its funny. Battered woman jokes are absolutely not funny.