A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s
daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.
“ The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”
The minister started his Children’s Sermon with a question,
“Who knows what a Resurrection is?” Without missing a beat a young boy says,
“If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician.”
The pastor is still laughing.
ROFL