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Cryopreserved avocado shoots could mean guacamole on Mars
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 | 09/10/2020
 | Amanda Kooser 
Posted on 09/24/2020 3:09:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:09:23 PM PDT
by 
BenLurkin
 
To: BenLurkin
    Good, we can get rid of the nasty green library paste here.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:10:32 PM PDT
by 
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
 
To: decal
    If they are not laced with fiery (crinkled and wrinkled) jalapeno bits or cubano peppers then I agree with you. Otherwise it’s a high food-fat ambrosia that give crunchy corn tortillas a reason to exist.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:14:33 PM PDT
by 
epluribus_2
(He, had the best mom - ever.)
 
To: BenLurkin
    Jeb Bush will be very happy to hear this
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:14:54 PM PDT
by 
rdl6989
 
To: epluribus_2
    One of the big downsides of a one way ticket to Mars would be no Mexican food. 
One of the first things I do after an overseas trip is get a Mexican meal.
 
To: colorado tanker
    Take Mexicans to Mars. Problem solved.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:17:36 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
 
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
    Cool! Because Hillary’s Sex Dungeons on Mars have been
lacking Guacamole to go along with they Adrenochromes.
Yup.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:22:52 PM PDT
by 
humblegunner
(Balls To Picasso.)
 
To: humblegunner
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:24:15 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
 
To: BenLurkin
    Add a corn chip factory to that and human life could survive. A little barley, a little hops, and some special Mars strains of yeast and I’d consider going myself.
 
To: BenLurkin
    Hate to put chilies in your guacamole, but you won’t have avocados on Mars. The average temperature is -81 degrees Fahrenheit, a bit cold. There is no soil, and with no fungi to form mycorrhiza, growing anything is futile. How will they keep the sprouts alive for a one year flight to the planet? All of this is mere speculation, but if Elon the Muskateer and others want to waste their billions on idiocy, have fun.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:31:27 PM PDT
by 
Fungi
 
To: Fungi
    Look, if Hillary can have Sex Dungeons on Mars then she can have Guacamole too.
It’s Science.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:43:22 PM PDT
by 
humblegunner
(Balls To Picasso.)
 
To: Tax-chick
    Una idea excelente!
Burritos en el estilo de Mars!
 
To: BenLurkin
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posted on 
09/24/2020 3:52:47 PM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: Fungi
    You mean Matt Damon didn’t grow spuds on Mars?
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:17:03 PM PDT
by 
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
 
To: BenLurkin
    “Cryopreserved avocado shoots could mean guacamole on Mars”
fantastic! ... that now eliminates the last reason i wasn’t gonna go to Mars ...
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:21:03 PM PDT
by 
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
 
To: colorado tanker
    No me gusta el guacamole, pero los burritos, si!
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:43:21 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("What we can see of God's canvas is laughably small." ~Bp. Barron)
 
To: epluribus_2
    The guacamole is best served on salty pork rinds.....
...go for the keto.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:47:11 PM PDT
by 
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
 
To: BenLurkin
    Well, they’re already green and shaped like aliens.
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:47:24 PM PDT
by 
bgill
 
To: BenLurkin; null and void
    Somebody Hass to find a way!
 
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posted on 
09/24/2020 4:57:20 PM PDT
by 
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
 
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