“To live, a rat must chew...”
“So must we all, Holmes. We eat or we die.”
“I did not say _eat,_ I said _chew!_”
“Gesundheit!”
“Of course! Gesundheit Dankeschon—the ship’s Prussian captain!!! [scribble, scribble] You see, Watson, if a rat did not chew, it’s teeth would grow through it’s brain.”
“Oh! How very incisive...”
—From The Firesign Theater’s “The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra”