[sergeantdave]

“What’s to the left of Mao?”

Mayo. On toast with bacon, lettuce and tomato.

[Calvin Locke]

Kewpie Mayo? The real stuff, with MSG, not the wimpy US version.

I think Saddam Hussein would be to the left of Mao. He did say that Iraq could still exist with roughly 5M people, out of, IIRC, ~25M.