I’d like to, but in the best case scenario I’d probably be sharing a cell with you.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Gee, that was fun!".
I don't have a FB but I have spent time in various other social media "jails".
...and a REALLY great friend will help you bury the bodies without asking any questions. :>)