LOL
The title alone made me laugh out loud.
No question that this one was satire.
Even if such technology did exist ... it wouldn’t work!
LOL!
Research that was thought to have been originally charred at a feminist bra-burning BBQ recently surfaced in the lace lining of a Victoria’s Secret triple D plunge bra showed that many women don’t know what they want until at least an hour after they wish it had already happened,