Posted on 09/12/2020 4:50:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Matrimostat?!?
Ted Shmarmanarf?!?
ROTFLAMO!
You unmitigated cad.
A brilliant invention!
Us nerds are like politicians: we can have some crazy names.
Research that was thought to have been originally charred at a feminist bra-burning BBQ recently surfaced in the lace lining of a Victoria’s Secret triple D plunge bra showed that many women don’t know what they want until at least an hour after they wish it had already happened,
Behind every successful man is a woman telling him he’s wrong.
Hey! Just because he originally came here on an H1-B is no reason to make fun of his name.
Ted is a perfectly acceptable name, I can’t bear you making fun of it.
THIS is great, so true.
LOL, if it can figure out what she wants, it should marry her!!!
That is because women are much more likely to be judgmental, they are trained at an early age to want this, and not that, and are much less “accepting.” It is a side effect of the needed skills for child rearing, and the consequences of pursuing “Beauty”
My wife is always asking if it feels cold to me - I always answer that it doesn’t...she’d have it at 80 if she could.
After a couple has been together for 15 or 20 years, the only difference between a husband and a wife is 3 degrees on the thermostat.
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