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To: Leaning Right

“And I think he’s got a point. For years I thought that cans of “Starkist Tuna” were actually kissed by Hollywood stars.”

Hollyweirdian Jessica Simpson couldn’t understand why her cans had fish in them when they were CLEARLY labeled Chicken Of The Sea!
She also fixed her boyfriend a cheeseburger. Only problem was she forgot to take the slice of cheese out of it’s individual wrapper.
Brains ain’t her strong suit.


52 posted on 09/04/2020 1:32:14 PM PDT by oldvirginian (Take your mask and shove it! I am a proud WhuFlu Heretic and Trump Deplorable.)
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To: oldvirginian
Brains ain’t her strong suit.

But, a busty li'l cutie who always made me smile. That counts for something!

56 posted on 09/04/2020 2:01:11 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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