I had fun with her, although she didn’t know I was abusing the hell out of her the entire time. I actually told her I was African American. She was big, fat and black. Dumb as a door knob. Couldn’t even speak the American language. She started to enter I was African American in her tablet and I stopped her and told her to look at me. I’m blond and have blue eyes. Then she asked me if I was caucasian. That was followed by a bunch of options for ancestry... German, British, Scottish, Italian and so on. I’m 50% Finnish, mostly Scot on the other side with a little English. She didn’t have an option for Finnish so I told her to put native American down since the other side of my family has been here since the 1600’s. She did. I didn’t correct her on that. I don’t suffer fools for too long.