Cool your heels, you pie-faced hobby horse
Sell your glovebox atlas somewhere else, you dribble-mouthed biscuit nibbler
Get back to your barber shop quartet, you Twizzler-chompin' Muppet
Disclaimer: The link works for me. I don’t know if it will work on other devices.
I’m still working on dog-face pony soldier. It’s especially suitable when followed by a challenge to take an IQ test and/or do a push up.
Be sure that the bot is not programmed for logic.