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We Will Loot Ya - Song Parody
LonePalm | 29 August 2020 | LonePalm

Posted on 08/29/2020 8:43:12 PM PDT by LonePalm

We will Loot Ya
Hallelujah – words and music by Leonard Cohen
Parody and copyright by LonePalm

Now I've heard there is an easy way
Go to the polls on election day
But you don't really care for voting, do you?
It goes like this, you lose to Trump
The House’s hall, the Senate’s pomp
The baffled left are shouting “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

Joe does his best, it isn't much
He likes to sniff, he likes to touch
I've told the truth; I didn't come to fool you
Because you cannot see the truth
We’ll beat you at the voting booth
You’ve nothing on your tongue but “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

You shout Rand Paul must say her name
But he won’t deign to play your game
But if he did – well, really – what's it to you?
There's a blaze of hate in every word
What you say’s not what we heard
To us it all sounds like, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

Your faith is strong but your minds are weak
You shout your slogans in the street
But people they just don’t cotton to you
We live our lives; don’t like to brag
We worship God, and salute the flag
The violent left still shouting “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”


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Many props to FReeper Bagster for inspiring this one.

Enjoy yall

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

1 posted on 08/29/2020 8:43:12 PM PDT by LonePalm
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To: LonePalm

2 posted on 08/29/2020 8:44:46 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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3 posted on 08/29/2020 8:56:51 PM PDT by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: LonePalm
Sung to the tune of...

I Used To Be On Welfare Before I Loot Ya


4 posted on 08/29/2020 9:06:05 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: LonePalm; bagster

Outstanding!


5 posted on 08/29/2020 9:08:03 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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To: LonePalm

👍🏼

🎵How we looooot ya, how we looooot ya....just watch TV, and you will see, no one even comes for me, when we loot ya 🎶

6 posted on 08/29/2020 9:09:44 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: bagster; LonePalm

I know you two have probably seen this one....

We will, we will mock you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-qqmlXlzQ&feature=emb_logo


7 posted on 08/29/2020 9:11:30 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: Jane Long
Ya, that one's pretty good.


8 posted on 08/29/2020 9:14:35 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: LonePalm
We need a pretty girl with a sweet voice to record that and youtube it.

Any volunteers?

I'm pretty, but my singing voice ain't what it used to be.


9 posted on 08/29/2020 9:16:09 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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10 posted on 08/29/2020 9:24:59 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: LonePalm

That’s wonderful... great job.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2020/08/29/npr-promotes-new-book-that-justifies-looting-n2575303

from link: (you can’t make this stuff up)

NPR Promotes New Book That Justifies Looting, Property Damage

“Taxpayer-funded National Public Radio (NPR) is promoting a new book that justifies violent rioting. In “In Defense of Looting: A Riotous History of Uncivil Action,” Vicky Osterweil argues that things like looting and arson are nothing more than pragmatic strategies for obtaining wealth redistribution...”


11 posted on 08/29/2020 9:41:26 PM PDT by GOPJ (Democrats and their butt boys in the press are snakes in the grass - mob rule, violence, destruction)
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To: Fiddlstix; SunkenCiv

Best Post of the Month..

You shout Rand Paul must say her name
But he won’t deign to play your game
But if he did – well, really – what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of hate in every word
What you say’s not what we heard
To us it all sounds like, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”


12 posted on 08/29/2020 9:44:02 PM PDT by GOPJ (Democrats and their butt boys in the press are snakes in the grass - mob rule, violence, destruction)
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