Posted on 08/28/2020 3:57:30 PM PDT by simpson96
I guess his/her dancing song is “Breastless” by Jerry Lee Lewdis.
I think that nude strippers/dancers is the least of Lori Lightbrain’s problems in Chicago. In fact the very thought of Lori and “nudity” makes me hurl for Olympic record distances. Oops, there goes my KFC Pot Pie, for a new world record. Wish I could have done that in high school (discus).
Of course, Chicago. Now Michelle (Michael) can wear a rainbow mankini without covering his nipples! He can push up those polls by climbing up those poles. But what you gonna due with that big package in the shorts, Mike?
You win !! I guess next we will hear from Cameltoe Harris on how she worked her way up the political poles in California to get where she is today, “on top”.
Calling Little Brown’s “willie”. You are needed at Sen. Harris’ office in the OSOB (Old Senate Office Building) or NSOB (New Sen. Of. Bldg). She needs a political lift right now in her run for Biden’s spot on the Dem’s presidential ticket.
You’re assuming there’s a package worth wrapping.
Glad to see that Chicago has no other issues to deal with other than this.
Glad to see that Chicago has no other issues to deal with other than this.
Oh, it’s been on display many time much to the revulsion of those unfortunate to witness it.
“impropriety of a woman having a dick”
And no boobs; now that would be a topless dancer.
“Bea Sullivan-Knoff”
Does the hyphenated name mean it is “married”? and to what?
(The pic kept me from reading the article)
That is one homely guy............
He paid a ton of money for them boobs and wants to show them off...
A phrase like that used to be exclusively for rich old farts who had some “eye candy on” their arms....how the world changes...
Long ago I had a school chum whose father was a Chicago Police Detective and the old man always maintained that many of the ‘go-go girls’, were not girls at all.
Circa 1970.
I went on a police ride along about the same time. Downtown Horton Plaza, San Diego, where the hookers hung out. Officer rolled down his window and called one of them over.
Hey Bruce, how’s your night going?
I was shocked ... which was The Officers intention.
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