[meyer]

Very good! LOL

But it needs something to be the perfect country and western song....

They were drunk the day anteeefa got to Portland,
Well we went to head them off in the pouring rain.
But before they could lay a finger on my pickup truck,
We launched projectiles in their addled brains.

With apologies to David Allen Coe.

[Wneighbor]

They were drunk the day anteeefa got to Portland,
Well we went to head them off in the pouring rain.
But before they could lay a finger on my pickup truck,
We launched projectiles in their addled brains.

With apologies to David Allen Coe.

And
You don’t have to call the poe-lice soi-boy
You never wanna pay their sal-er-ieeee

[LonePalm]

I did do parodies of Ghost Riders in the sky as Ghost Writers in Disguise and Don't Fence Me In as Don't Box Me In

You can see the rest of the parodies on my FR homepage.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)