We will Loot Ya
Hallelujah – words and music by Leonard Cohen
Parody and copyright by LonePalm
Now I've heard there is an easy way
Go to the polls on election day
But you don't really care for voting, do you?
It goes like this, you lose to Trump
The House’s hall, the Senate’s pomp
The baffled left are shouting “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
Joe does his best, it isn't much
He likes to sniff, he likes to touch
I've told the truth; I didn't come to fool you
Because you cannot see the truth
We’ll beat you at the voting booth
You’ve nothing on your tongue but “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
You shout Rand Paul must say her name
But he won’t deign to play your game
But if he did – well, really – what's it to you?
There's a blaze of hate in every word
What you say’s not what we heard
To us it all sounds like, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
Your faith is strong but your minds are weak
You shout your slogans in the street
But people they just don’t cotton to you
We live our lives; don’t like to brag
We worship God, and salute the flag
The violent left still shouting “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)