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Or even worse, only 10 people show up so they are forced to play the game for the paying fans

Only 10? You underestimate sports addiction. It's like a narcotic more potent than crack or meth.

Addicted conservatives will temporarily set aside their outrage to tune in or attend.

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Addicted conservatives will temporarily set aside their outrage to tune in or attend.

Precisely. Maybe not from members of this forum, but most everyone else.