[Dixie Yooper]

This pushes me over the edge...I’m getting an ELECTRIC BIKE, just to annoy road bicyclists on the bike path.

[DUMBGRUNT]

I’m getting an ELECTRIC BIKE, just to annoy road bicyclists on the bike path.

Try it, you might like it!

But unless you are spending big bucks, you will have to pedal AND run the electric at the same time to ride with the big dogs.

Don’t forget the playing cards in the spokes to warn the slow ones you might have enough battery left to pass and remember to shout ON YOUR LEFT WHEN PASSING...