ROFLOL! Now that right there...
I remember a few years ago, and it THINK it was Harmon Kilebrew-I said think, that said he went to the plate looking for the pitchers best pitch. Said that he had more problems, and said everyone he knew had the same, with junk ballers. You’d be looking for his best pitch, except they were all bad and never knew what the heck was coming. The fast balls looked to be going a hundred miles an hour even if they were 70 because all the junk was slow and slower.
All he cold do was screw himself into the ground swinging at the stuff.