NWS predicted for August, I laughed
19-25 Storms
7-11 Hurricanes
3-6 Cat 3+ hurricanes
Better get busy it’s the 22nd already
19-25 Storms
That's the prediction for the entire hurricane season.
XKCD #944
Title text: After exhausting the OED, we started numbering them. When overlapping hurricanes formed at all points on the Earth's surface, and our scheme was foiled by Cantor diagonalization, we just decided to name them all "Steve". Your local forecast tomorrow is "Steve". Good luck.