Dear John;
Due to your recent outing as a Deep State derp, I am hereby withdrawing my sorta/maybe/I'll-think-about-it acceptance of your marriage proposal. I could not, in good conscious, be caught in the slimy company of a derp.
When the post office shows up at your door wanting $1.12 COD postage on the package, please pay it. Enclosed you will find the PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) tab that you sent me as a "promise" ring. You never did send me the case of PBR that you promised.
I should have known you were a derp when you attempted to ban the word LOL. Who does that? Some old porch-sitting, cat-tail-squishing derp, that's who!!! You probably yell "Hey, you kids get off my lawn" all the live-long day.
If the day ever comes when you have a "come to Trump" moment and you convert to the Light side, I will reconsider. Until them...LOLOLOLOLOL
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You so funny. Why you so funny? - Rosie Perez
Knee Jerk State of Mind
New York State of Mind words and music by Billy Joel
Parody and copyright by LonePalm
Some folks like to get away
Take a holiday from insanity
Read a book on Miami Beach
Or at Daytona
But I'm writing parody
That no one else can rhyme
I'm in a knee jerk state of mind
I've seen all the ANTIFAs
Burning police cars and the Autozone
They’re high on pot or is it methadone?
But I know what we’re needing
And I don't want to waste more time
I'm in a knee jerk state of mind
It was so easy winning day by day
Out of touch with the Democrat blues
But now I need a little give and take
The Knee Jerk Times, Joe’s daily snooze
The Left won’t face reality
But that's fine with me and I've told you so
Don't care if they burn Portland or Chicago
I'm writing parody
That no one else can rhyme
I'm in a knee jerk state of mind
It was so easy winning day by day
Out of touch with the Democrat blues
But now I need a little give and take
The Knee Jerk Times, Joe’s daily snooze
The Left won’t face reality
But that's fine with me and I've told you so
Don't care if they burn Portland or Chicago
I'm writing parody
That no one else can rhyme
I'm in a knee jerk state of mind
But I'm just writing parody
That no one else can rhyme
'Cause I'm in a knee jerk state of mind
The link to the main post is here.
Enjoy y'all.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)