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To: ConservativeStatement

I’m sorry. I don’t know what this thread is about. A true son of Kentucky (of which I am one) knows that the Kentucky Derby is run on the First Saturday in May, not some random September day.

As a dutiful son of Kentucky, I sat on my veranda on Saturday, May 2, sipping my mint julep, watching the Derby.

One problem, where were the ponies?

Fortunately, with enough mint juleps (usually two),the presence of ponies doesn’t matter.


13 posted on 08/20/2020 9:04:11 PM PDT by bagman
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To: bagman

Ew. You wasted perfectly good bourbon on a mint julep? Screw that. Gimme the bourbon straight and neat, thanks.


15 posted on 08/20/2020 9:08:03 PM PDT by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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