Years ago we had a local TV sportscaster in Pittsburgh who got fired for opening a report on the Pirates with “What a sh*tty way to lose a game!”
One of my favorite quick descriptions of a game was a New York Nets game described by former MLB pitcher Jim Bouton. The Nets were still in the ABA, and they had signed Rick Barry from the NBA Warriors.
Bouton’s description: “The Nets didn’t play tonight. Rick Barry scored 47 points.”