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To: SaxxonWoods; SunkenCiv; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

JERRY: Yes! Go in there! Do a little investigative journalism. I need to know!

ELAINE: But a few more dates and you can find out for yourself!

JERRY: Don’t be so sure. Look at George - he’s on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn’t gotten anywhere with her.

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

JERRY: Well, every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.

ELAINE: Wrong side?

JERRY: Yeah, she was on his right side. He can’t make a move with his left hand. Can’t go left.

ELAINE: He can’t go left.

JERRY: No! I’m lefty, can’t go right. What about women? Do they go left or right?

ELAINE: Nah, we just play defense.


16 posted on 08/16/2020 12:52:55 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

She’s playing with confederate money.


37 posted on 08/16/2020 4:53:11 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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