LMAO
Back in the late 70's early 80's, when 18 yr old drinking, was legal in much of the East Coast States, I was a touring musician.
I think we were playing Bucnell Univ. in PA. Near our hotel was a Polish American Club. A couple of us walked across to get a beer & there as a band playing
"Felix Oh Whoa Whoa Felix".
It took us a minute for us to figure it out. We spit our beers all over the place.
Bwahahaha
LOL! That should be the words for real, it would be a vast improvement. Remember that Debbie Boone nightmare, “You light up my life”? They played it on the radio like 90000 times a day in the late 1970s? I was sitting in the car with my brother one day when it came on and he said “Only a sadistic would write a song like that”.
Afterwards every time I heard it I would think of that, the guy is a sadist. Years later the guy who wrote it Joseph Brooks was arrested for serial rape, he raped ELEVEN women! My bro read the guy 100%.
The people who write these songs are demented which explains Taylor Swift 100%, I really think they do it to torture the world. “Feelings”, what kind of horrific beast would write something like that? It’s like Chinese water torture. The US military should get rid of waterboarding and replace it with playing that song, they’d get terrorists talking in 2 seconds flat.