[GreyFriar]

Remember the federal employees in DC were told to work from home. The mint workers took all the coins with them and are hand stamping them. They call the Post Office to pick up their completed work, but they refuse because the packages are too heavy.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

What? I hadn’t heard this.

[SFConservative]

The mint workers took all the coins with them and are hand stamping them. They call the Post Office to pick up their completed work, but they refuse because the packages are too heavy.

The hallmark of good satire writing is that some people actually think it's true ... looks like you did it, GreyFriar!