[TexasTransplant]

He took the Identity of an Attorney as in a Lawyer?
What the Hell... guess there just aren’t that many Whorehouse Piano Players in the phone book to choose from these days.

[Larry Lucido]

Didn’t that happen with George?

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Estelle (crying): I can’t believe it, he was so young. How could this have happened?

Steinbrenner: Well, he’d been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo.

Estelle: Are you sure you’re talking about George?

Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?

Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he’s got a rocket for an arm, you don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!!

Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps’ bat. They kept saying ‘Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps’.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

“Lied about his own death”

It’s hard to believe a guy when he tells you he’s dead.

[Eagles6]

I faked my own death to get out of a Columbia Record House subscription deal back in the 70s or 80s.

Left my boots and a note on the Brownsville bridge.

Nobody noticed I was gone.

I really liked those boots.