Tonight on “Agents of Globalism” Jack Bauer and a bunch of other misguided utopians push right past obvious bad guys in plain sight to corner right wing extremists in rural Arkansas and neutralize the Nazi threat to freedom, which pleased their Chicom masters greatly.
Stay tuned for all new “Continuous Mindless Gunplay” where ambiguous agents of some unknown power shoot off guns for about fifty five minutes killing a lot of people who were up to no good, apparently. There will of course be a car chase where several vehicles tumble through the streets of a big city horrifying onlookers. The ambiguous agents will not even be hurt by the nearly total destruction of their SUV, and will crawl out with guns blazing. Ads for female beauty products will provide a jarring juxtaposition.