[PELOSI PRESIDENCY]
Hey don’t scare me like that.
That could cause the Botox to crack on Nancy’s face.
SHE’S AT IT AGAIN——here’s her carefully planned impeachment flopola:
<><> over two years of researching her options (using our tax dollars),
<>< > numerous sub rosa conferences with the rabid Left,
<><> writing the numerous scripts for each player,
<><> coordinating and assigning roles to the various Trump haters,
<><> rehearsing the actors 24/7,
<><> media tour to “smilingly deny deny deny” impeachment was afoot,
<><> keeping Schiff and Nadler away from each other’s throats,
<><> focus-grouping every nuance for maximum impact,
<><> getting the Dem fund-raising apparatus in place,
<><> designing and ordering her signed impeachment pens,
<><> sap-happily signing impeachment articles
<><> refusing to send articles to the Senate.