[a fool in paradise]

If Dr. Steven Hotze had married Leon Trotsky, he’d be Steven Hotze-Trotsky

[goldbux]

Not familiar with Dr. Hotze, but OK; good match.

Leon shoulda kept his original name -- Lev Davidovich Bronstein -- to avoid being the butt of these lame marriage jokes.

If Diane Feinstein married Lev Bronstein, she'd be Diane Feinstein-Bronstein.

If she married Jeffrey Epstein, she'd be [a bigamist & a widower &] Diane Feinstein-Epstein.

If she married Harvey Weinstein . . .

If she married Albert Einstein . . .

If she married Jill Stein she'd be Diane Feinstein-Stein.