By the looks of this fat bimbo, it would take the 82nd Airborne to yank her fat ass out of a chair.
“82nd Airborne to yank her fat ass out of a chair.”
America’s Guard of Honor wouldn’t sully themselves by going anywhere near that sow.
Besides, the MCoE is a short drive away down at Benning and may have some engineer vehicles and M88’s that ought to do the trick.