Some protest is more equal than others.
Sorry for the typo.
Not to hijack this thread, and just noting that I’ve never been a card carrying member of the Grammar Police, never even made a grammar post before, but, to me, the first version of your post “Some protest is more equal than others.” sounds right to me in that the word protest is singular. “Some protests are more equal than others” works to me if “protests” is plural. Just my $.02.