LOL, I would put down a $1000 right now. No questions asked.
I would pay $3000 to have a sack full of flash-bangs to roll under their feet from behind.
I guess, for free, I could find one, great big huge hornet’s nest in a big box, walk right into the thick of it, and just open the box, though they might attack the police, which I don’t want.
After kicking it really hard a few times, first. Only when the box begins to vibrate, would I open it.
I guess the beekeeper suit would give me away, or they might think I was KKK in it!
Just dye it black and you'll fit right in.