Washington State can become Columbia, not to be confused with the South American country of Colombia, or the Canadian Provence of British Columbia...
Washington State can become Columbia,
No it can’t! You obviously aren’t woke enough. ‘Columbia’ in all its forms comes from the most evil man in the history of the world—Christopher Columbus! If it weren’t for him, the Americas would be a paradise on earth with the happy, carefree Native Americans living in harmony with nature as they were ripping each others’ hearts for sacrifices.
Oh except for that Pedro Álvares Cabral bumping into South America in 1500. Never mind.