It’s well known that Bill Clinton used to sneak out of the White House to go jogging.
One day he was out and he happened to pass a hooker plying her trade.
He couldn’t resist, and asked her price. She said “two hundred.”
“That’s crazy”, he replied. “I’ll give you $20.”
She refused, and he went on his way. The next day he was out again, and the same thing happened.
By chance, the third day, Hillary joined him on his jog. They passed the same hooker and Bill, not wanting to start a fight, pretended not to see her.
As they passed, the hooker called out to him...
“See? That’s what you get for $20!”
That is a good one. I will remember it.