[4yearlurker]

Albatross can also glide along over the ocean. You don't see them bragging about it.

[DUMBGRUNT]

You don’t see them bragging about it.

Perhaps a better press agent would help?

That said, most of the news is based on twitter trends...

Your albatross friends may be better off saving their money.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

...37,000 feet - the same height as a coasting commercial airplane

None of my plane flights at 37,000 feet were coasting. The pilot kept the engines on the whole time. It would probably be a lot quieter and more peaceful if we were coasting, though. At least for a while.